The Journey.......

 So you are you recovering from the hangover you have from  when you had a few too many drams and watched Braveheart for the 3rd time last night thinking "dangit, I am part Scottish and I am going to play a bagpipe, wear a kilt, drink beer and scotch with a gang of pipers, join a band and be......Scottish!  That of course as opposed to just drinking beer and scotch sitting at home on your couch in your underwear watching Braveheart alone with your wife yelling at you to take out the garbage thus interupting your efforts to somehow help Wallace save Scotland from the English.  So you want to be a piper, and thus play the pipes and hangout with other pipers and drunkenly declare "she can make me take out the garbage, but she can never take...my FREEDOM!!!!".  Sorry we do digress, back to serious business of how to become a piper.